30pc Archie McPhee Shakespearean Insult Assorted Bandages

Lov'rs of shakespeare shall loveth our Shakespearean Insult Bandages! An excellent endeth of the school year gift to kisseth up to thy Literature Teacher!
Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!   These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused by rapiers both sword and wit.   The healing power of William Shakespeare can now be with you!

15 sterile bandages
Decorated with Shakespeare & his insults
Perfect for curs & wretches
Collectible/resuable tin
Thy prize awaits inside!

They dole out hilarious, yet dramatic, insults like:

"Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life."  Henry IV, Part I
"Thy wit's as thick as Tewksbury mustard." Henry IV, Part II
"Thou art a knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats" King Lear

You'll feel like you're sitting in the Globe Theater every time you fall down and scrape your knee!   Best of all, a free prize comes in each tin!
Tin contains 15 latex-free bandages.  Large bandages measure 3 inches long x 1 inch wide.   Thy prize awaits inside our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!